This is not Shakespeare but it relieved an itch.
Perfect
You said that I was perfect.
I said "No one's perfect".
You said
Unsmiling
"No".
Perfect
I said that it was perfect
You said
Unsmiling
"yes"
Perfect
You said
"I'm leaving"
You said
Unsmiling
"You're not perfect"
Smiling
I said
"No"
Sunday, 28 August 2011
Monday, 15 August 2011
The Second Lamest Song in the World
It's rainin' it's rainin'
My poor heart is painin'
I'm sick and tired of lookin' at your face.
You're poison,you're poison
My temperature is risin'
I'm getting out of here.
I'm going to any other place.
The stars have been against it from the first time
I tell you now that this has been the worst time
You've wasted all my money
That's just fine with me honey
I'm just gettin' out of here and going to any other place.
I'm movin', I'm movin'
My life is improvin'
I'm packing all my gear and moving out.
Don't doubt it,don't doubt it
We're better off without it
I'm just getting out of here and going to any other place.
Sorry I don't know what gets into me sometimes.It falls out so quickly and there is no stuffing it back.
My poor heart is painin'
I'm sick and tired of lookin' at your face.
You're poison,you're poison
My temperature is risin'
I'm getting out of here.
I'm going to any other place.
The stars have been against it from the first time
I tell you now that this has been the worst time
You've wasted all my money
That's just fine with me honey
I'm just gettin' out of here and going to any other place.
I'm movin', I'm movin'
My life is improvin'
I'm packing all my gear and moving out.
Don't doubt it,don't doubt it
We're better off without it
I'm just getting out of here and going to any other place.
Sorry I don't know what gets into me sometimes.It falls out so quickly and there is no stuffing it back.
The Lamest Song in the World
I am not sure what possessed me but somebody I met thought I should play a role in a musical she had written about a hasbeen country and western singer having a last ditch attempt at making the bigtime.I was to be the singer and could I please write a song or two. When I recovered from the shock I thought why not? So here it is.
Oh take advantage of me dear
Please take advantage of me
Advantage has never been taken before so be a good girl now and open the door
And take advantage of me.
I'm here and I'm available
Ma says I'm of age and trainable
You can take that with salt and a grain of bull
But just take advantage of me.
I know you could do it
I'm sure you'll be fine in having your way with this body of mine
I'll ask you again and beg just once more
Please be a good girl now and open the door
And take advantage of me.
You can do anything that I want you to
You can take anything that I give
I swear I will love you as long as you live
Do you think this is something that you can believe?
I've not made an offer like this one before
So be a good girl now and open the door
And take advantage of me.
Oh take advantage of me dear
Please take advantage of me
Advantage has never been taken before so be a good girl now and open the door
And take advantage of me.
I'm here and I'm available
Ma says I'm of age and trainable
You can take that with salt and a grain of bull
But just take advantage of me.
I know you could do it
I'm sure you'll be fine in having your way with this body of mine
I'll ask you again and beg just once more
Please be a good girl now and open the door
And take advantage of me.
You can do anything that I want you to
You can take anything that I give
I swear I will love you as long as you live
Do you think this is something that you can believe?
I've not made an offer like this one before
So be a good girl now and open the door
And take advantage of me.
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