Who is Me?

You may as well all know I am challenged on all fronts.Vertically,probably horizontally, and definitely technologically.I am no good at maths and can't sing.I have also proved it is possible to fall over the handle bars of your bike three times in one day and not break anything.Oh and it is possible to fall over the same fence three times in one day. At the moment I am having difficulty with facebook.Somehow I have managed to create two me's and I can't get rid of one of me. Consequently I have friends making friends with the other me, who only yesterday requested that I befriend her.How can I befriend myself? I have tried to find out more about this other me but apparently it's me. Now facebook are emailing me demanding to know who this person is and can she access my account. Well of course she can access my account its me, and could they please remove her? Yes they can please but which one of me is going? At the moment it is a stalemate and we are coexisting side by side. It makes me very cross to see friends and family members who should know better going willy nilly over to her side.